Eftpos facilities down due to an issue with telecommunications – What is Telstra up to again?
Here goes a typical conversation with a paying customer.
“Sorry sir but we can not accept your card monies today. You will need to go to the bank and get cash.”
Customer looks at us perplexed and replies “you want me to go to the bank & get cash?”

Geez these first world problems are so stressful…

-V